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wiffle-ball/best sport for the true he-man"
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most Americans have heard of wiffle-ball, but there's probably at least
a small percentage of individuals even in this country who have never
heard of it. there's just gotta be, I tellya, there's just gotta be!
there's gotta, there's gotta, I tellya, there's just gotta! there's
gotta, there's gotta, there's gotta! anyway, for the few of you who
don't even know that wiffle-ball exists, it's like a 'mock" baseball
game which(I believe) was originally made for families and their kids,
but which occasionally is played by teens and young adults, sometimes
for kicks or as something to do as a relief or diversion from boredom.
the ball is made of plastic(or something like it(so is the bat, for
that matter)). it's played like a regular baseball game, but it's not
as complex. one advantage of playing that game is that it's safe and
that the odds of getting badly hurt or suffering a serious injury by a
wiffle-ball in case it accidentally hits you are are about one in a
million. "it ain't gonna knockya cuckoo, y"aing' godda worry 'bou' dat,
man". for the reasons I just mentioned, wiffle-ball is probably
regarded by some as a "game or 'sport' for adult-age sissies" or
"softies" or "wimps". "y'ain'g ga' wurra 'bou' gitt'n' hoit wi'dat baw,
mairng(man)". "you're not drunk again, are you?" wiffle-ball is
commonly played in alleys, lots or backyards.it's neither as complex
nor strenuous as a regular baseball game. sometimes certain drunks
might call it"wiff'-baw"(sometimes a ball in certain slang in certain
sub-dialects or sub-sub-dialects(sometimes called "lingo") is called a
"baw" hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw! all I can say about it
otherwise is that I couldn't tell you how it could be explained in Old
Church Slavonic or Middle High German(as you could probably guess, even
I've got my limitations). I can't honestly claim that I can do
everything or know everything. no, I'm not joking about this, I'm
really not.
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