quotes

"the waitress bangs my cup of coffee on the counter in this dive"

"I'm an alumnus of Bobby Rydell's swingin' school"

"going to clothes shops bores me"

"polka dot underwear"

"wiffle-ball/best sport for the true he-man "

"all laundry route-men must be married"

"I'm walkin' "

"I struck out"

"my bills never stop"

" how do you keep me down on the farm? "

" show me the way"

" no, I'm not your laundry route-man"

" no, I'm not J. Fred Muggs"

" no, I'm not Funky Winkerbean"

" no, I'm not Moon Mullins"

" ooh ee ooh ah ah"

" who do I love? I need a glove"

" which way is Huddersfield?"

" go to the board"

" the teacher sent me to the hall "

" standing on the corner "